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Oct. 12th, 2006 @ 07:12 pm
Wait, was yesterday's Tek Jansen episode (on the Colbert Report featuring George Lucas) a parody of the Lori Jareo spectacle or am I imagining things again?

Migraine again - a bad, bad migraine. But wonderful, wonderful European anaesthetics that can be obtained from various sources other than pharmacies.

Sep. 29th, 2006 @ 12:28 pm

I am a d4

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

(Description: You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!)

Shamelessly stolen from taokodr with much gratitude for one of the funniest and funnest quizzes I've taken so far.

Sep. 22nd, 2006 @ 02:45 pm
It's Bulgaria's Independence Day today, it's rainy and quiet and I'm sitting at home and arranging my family's film collection by color and watching some Bulgarian music channel where people text in questions and some "oracle" answers with a "yes" or a "no". It's quite fascinating to witness, this shotgun marriage of old superstition and modern technology.

Sep. 15th, 2006 @ 02:26 am
Yay! Kristin Chenoweth (the bestest Galinda/Glinda, in my opinion) and Mark Twain's version of the Bible. In a musical. Couldn't have wished for more awesome in one place (except for tickets to see Wicked with its original cast, of course.)

The moom's just sitting there, staring at me like a stalker. Can't sleep like that, people.

Sep. 15th, 2006 @ 12:51 am

It's amazing how many videos on YouTube have cats flushing toilets. In fact, when reading on toilet-training a cat, I was warned not to teach one how to flush because they are so fascinated with running water.
My own cat's now looking at me all angry as evidenced by the two orange points of light coming from the edge of the bed.

Well, I expected a comfortably-high score but those questions are friggin' tough.
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I should really be going to bed considering that tomorrow I need to get up by 7:00 AM to, well, relocate to a different friggin' continent with two bags of luggage and a sulky cat. I just don't feel like it. So, I'm sitting here, drinking my two-liter bottle of Coke and eating my salt-and-vinegar (yum) chips and watching Deadwood. Because I am irresponsible like that.

But honestly, how many times in a sentence can Deadwoodians use the word "cocksucker"? Poor word needs some overtime pay worked into its contract.
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That Craigslist prank (need I mention it's NSFW) that people were saying might not destroy lives and jobs and marriages because, after all, who reads Encyclopaedia Dramatica? Yeah, it's on Fark. Welcome to the Internet.

General consensus is that RFJason's a little asswipe, which yeah. But, come on, pedophile vigilante sites have been using similar methods for years, it was just a matter of time before said methods were abused by a kid with a little too much time on hir hands. If you do anything online that you might be embarassed of IRL, maybe you need to cover your tracks a bit better, dummies. Oh, and replying with sexually-explicit language and pictures from your company email address? The pinnacle of lame-brainedness, genius!
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Haha, looky here. I am officially the fastest bannination on the journal of the infamous Ginmar. All it took was one comment:

More than half of the human race lives in fear and depression from being objectified, villified, ridiculed, dismissed, assaulted, and murdered by members of the other slightly-less-than-half.

I don't. My female friends don't. Aren't generalizations fun though?

You hinted at not being a female just below this. Why do you presume to speak on behalf of me and other females, you pseudo-feminist?

To someone who asserted that all women live in fear, etc. and Ginnie-girl immediately replied with

Wow, look it's Katie Roiphe. "If one quarter of my friends were being raped, wouldn't I know?"

Your friends are not the center of the universe.

And the ban-hammer, which prevented me from responding with a:

Haha, no. S/he tried to assert an absolute statement, saying that more than half the population lived in fear. I just proved him/her wrong. *sigh* Will people learn to read, damnit?

Shee-it, I am so proud of myself, I can cry.

For bonus fun, watch her mathematically and logically-challenged friends try to convince me that earth-logic is null and void.

ETA: Just in case someone skipped Relational Math in college. Ctrl+F for "disprove an absolute".

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I hate the world a bit more since yesterday. Every Steve Irwin tribute I see on TV makes me tear up. You just know life's a bitch when evil asspistules like Phelps are allowed to poison the world for over half a century while omeone like The Crocodile Hunter dies in such freakish circumstances. Booo, life.

On a more positive note, I have a new favorite song. I'm sure Poe (i.e., my pretend husband) approves.

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"(6)WOMAN.—The term ‘woman’ means a female human being who is capable of becoming pregnant, whether or not she has reached the age of majority."

And since every woman is to be considered pre-pregnant now, under law, our rights are to extend as far as we have working ovaries. Crank 'em up, ladies, cause once you get ovarian cancer or get your tubes tied or go through menopause, you're in a limbo status. Will you, dear inbred fucking monkey-assed gentlemen, tell me what am I going to be once I get to be 45? What are you? Can I feel free to define man as "a male human being with a functioning brain and independently-functioning male organs"? In that case, even those blue pills you keep popping and subsidizing as medical necessities won't help.

I resign from the human race (again).

With much disdain,

An ill-wisher.
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